It’s common knowledge among skateboarders that “Shane O’Neill” is not human. We all know this. What is not common though, is getting a behind the scenes glance of him programming up at Street League. Here is very rare footage of the cyborg himself, updating ram and calibrating his tricks to the Chicago stop course.
You can see by the way he approaches the obstacles and his emotionless face that processing speed has been increased and he is potentially even running on the new Theta6™ operating system. Nike & Monster Energy have been secretly pumping a lot of money into this little piece of technology, so best watch this video before it gets taken down and terminated by the powers that be.
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July 17, 2014 5:47 pm
ah tryin do that bronze shit with the window startup sound at the beginning and the [»»*VERY RARE*««] bit in the clip name.
i see you.
i’m just playin it’s all good god. copy n paste – the sincerest form of flattery.
love you jenkem killin it b.
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July 17, 2014 5:54 pm
yes
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July 18, 2014 11:54 am
I think its more of a omage.
I don’t think Jenkem is biting there shit.
stfu
July 18, 2014 11:55 am
an* homage
July 18, 2014 2:25 pm
goddamnit boner you dumbass, i didn’t say they were biting their shit. i think shit’s tight – just shows how down jenkem is. best “skate journalism” since bigbro.
you know what i meant by sincerest form of flattery, right? besides it’s less homage and more just riffing on skate culture. everything about this video is parody. gotta be more referential to be a worthy homage. or do some kinda article on Peter Sidlauskas or some shit like that. that’d be tight.
July 17, 2014 5:50 pm
I watched that mic’d up with Davis Torgerson. Maybe one dude even acknowledged him. Either the competition is serious, or the other dudes dont like Davis. Shane Oneil skated away while Davis is in mid sentence. Oneil’s programmers need to add some better inter personal skills to his main frame.
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