HERE ARE THE WINNERS OF THE VOL. 1 READING CONTEST

September 13, 2016/ / VIDEOS/ Comments: 11

Eyo! We got a decent number of submissions for our reading contest, and we’ve finally gotten enough time off from our regularly scheduled programming to weed through ’em all. Having you guys try your best tricks while taking your eyes off the board was a bit of a risky challenge, so it was surprising to see people pull out some pretty heavy maneuvers (and decent books) all at once. Thankfully, nobody got really hurt, although we did catch wind of one dislocated shoulder.

We’ve picked the five winners and stitched them together in the edit above. We’ll be DM’ing you on Instagram to get your sizes and addys. Big big thanks to everyone who submitted, these edits kept us going throughout the day and we ended up talking about every single one. Stay tuned for our next contest/giveaway once we think of something worthwhile.

Winners (in order of appearance)

Ben Koppl (x2!)
Daniel Policelli
Jeremy Manson
Tyler Dietterich + crew
Vlad Petruchek + Maxim Belous

Comments

  1. Jenkem Staff

    September 13, 2016 5:41 pm

    Buy Converse. (Or Nike)

  2. Jenkem Staff #3

    September 13, 2016 11:54 pm

    lmfao! Very nice. Loved the editing on the last one

  3. chew

    September 14, 2016 10:23 am

    Should be automatically disqualified for reading Ayn Rand, though.

    • John Galt

      September 14, 2016 3:57 pm

      How dare you. That novel is a masterpiece. Skateboarding is a perfectly individual pursuit that mirrors Rand’s message in every way. You clearly aren’t educated in Objectivist philosophy.

      • Dp

        September 15, 2016 8:54 pm

        Holy moly this comment wins 1000x over

      • K. LeGuin

        September 16, 2016 3:18 pm

        Ayn Rand sucks eggs

      • YEAHRIGHT

        September 18, 2016 12:30 am

        It’s party time at John Galt’s house.

      • Sucker choker outer

        October 16, 2016 4:53 am

        Nothing of value was ever written by a woman, ever, and Rand is further proof. Yes, let us all appreciate a philosophy that’s an amalgamation of the worst elements of nihilism and capitalism, and let us all fellate industrialists with the hopes of one day being offered scraps from the table. The best thing about objectivism is that it is such a crippled system that it takes two kinds of people to appreciate it: charlatans and dilettantes.

        Ps: your weak ass went and commented on your own comments. Chump.

  4. Jordan

    August 29, 2019 9:56 am

    Does anyone have troubles playing this video? On 02:03 it’s just stopped and I can’t do anything.

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