
Something arbitrary done repeatedly makes it a tradition, and traditions have meaning.
So in the interest of cooking up a chuckle at the end of the year and rewarding the kind of inane, dangerous, and embarrassing behavior we always want to see more of, we’re continuing our Skateboarding Superlatives for another year. (Feel free to spam yourself with year one and two here).
We thought long and hard about who to shame, celebrate, and reprimand, and we just hope we didn’t leave anyone out.
You might not agree or maybe even understand some of these awards (Ishod, your “2017 Hardest Nipples” trophy is still at the office), but all that matters is the slate is clean and ready to be debased again next year. Cheerio!
Biggest Tease
Mark Suciu
Best Personality Substitution
Cali Sober
Best doubles
The Penetration Cruiser
Most Likely to get lost at a gas station
Kevin Bradley
Most likely to end up in white collar prison
Mikey Taylor
“You’ll never be responsible with a lot, if you aren’t responsible with little.”
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Learn as much as you can about about money when you don’t have it, so when you do have it, you know what to do! .
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Prepare to succeed.
THE TIME IS NOW
@communecapital @stevenkarkenny pic.twitter.com/iWpABDsCZ8— Mikey Taylor (@Mikey_Tay1or) March 15, 2019
Biggest Cans
Tyshawn
Longest Belt
Sammy Baca
Youngest youth
Rayssa Leal
Most Cells
P-Rod
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January 1, 2020 12:04 pm
I love the art
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January 5, 2020 3:13 pm
Should have just stayed hungover from New year’s for a bit longer… This was scraping the barrel.
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January 6, 2020 6:14 am
Yea this shit could of bein way funnier fuck all
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January 6, 2020 6:15 am
And P rod is a fucking werido #onlyinskateboarding
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