DISCLAIMER: If you’re younger than 30, ignore these next two paragraphs.
Now that I’ve got our millennial crowd’s attention; How are you guys? Are your doctor’s appointments going well? Does your Apple Watch still fit your wrist perfectly? Gosh, I’m so happy to hear! I do have some bad news though. We’re giving Jenkem Mix 147 to Riley Pavey.
Ahh, I know. I’m sorry you don’t understand his references or why he talks and dresses the way he does. It’s all very confusing, and if this is too much remember we still have mixes from “real skateboarders” like Heath and Janoski. We have to embrace the new generation. I hope you understand.
Alright, now that I’ve consoled the elders. Chat, quick question. Is Riley Pavey GOATED on freakbob or is giving him this mix a total bruh moment? Type shit. We fucking with the Diddy grind though? Type shit.
Lock in, rip a honey pack and get those Cheeto fingers ready for some Nettspend, Xaviersobased, Lazer Dim 700, and of course daddy Yeat.
Download HERE or forever hold yo peace, gang.
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