Posts in ARTICLES
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STREET KIDS ARE ASSHOLES
What happens when suburban white guys take tribal worship too far? Street kids. Who are street kids? They’re assholes.
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PROFESSIONAL SKATEBOARDER LOOKALIKES PT.3
Some more for the collection....
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THE JENKEM GUIDE TO BONER CONCEALMENT
Hide your boner with ease!
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PEOPLE THAT PISS ME OFF: THE “CONCERNED CITIZEN”
No booze in the park. No skating on sidewalks. No loud music. No late shows. No fun.
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76 YEAR OLD GRAMPA STILL SHREDDIN
You just hope he doesn't fall and shatter into a million pieces
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PROFESSIONAL SKATEBOARDER LOOKALIKES
They look so god damn like the same person. I would say to them, "you want ice cream cone?" Both of them say yes. Shiggity shiggity shwa.
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INTERVIEW WITH ZIGRAM23 AKA SHANE O’NEILL
We talk to biotech robo-cyborg ZIGRAM23, better known to the public as Australian technical skateboarder "Shane O'Neill"
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ANOTHER STONED REVIEW: TOREY PUDWILL’S “BIG BANG” JULY 4TH PLAN B PART
Cold Pizza gets stoned as usual and reviews Torey Pudwill's "Big Bang" before it even comes out.
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A STONED REVIEW OF “NOT ANOTHER TRANSWORLD VIDEO”
Cold Pizza gets stoned, watches "Not Another Transworld Video" and writes about it. Disregard for punctuation and spelling errors included.
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JENKEM PRESENTS: THE 8TH ANNUAL SKATEBOARDING SUPERLATIVES
To properly highlight the good and bad of 2024 we sat down for like 30 minutes and decided to come up with this list.
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A CHAT WITH LUDVIG HAKANSSON, THE OLDEST SOUL IN SKATEBOARDING
The man loves to read Nietzche, skates in some expensive vintage gear, and paints in his own neoclassical-meets-abstract-expressionist style.
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CHEERS TO ANOTHER YEAR
Some small talk, some 2024 highlights and plenty of links to keep you busy.
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FINDING THE BEST SKATE SHOE TO STEP IN DOG SHIT WITH
We set out to find the shoe best equipped to deal with the shittiest situation.
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PREMIERE: STEVEN CUSTOZZO AND MICHAEL FALLER IN “HEIRLOOM”
Unconventional tricks at classic NYC spots.