Posts in ARTICLES
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STREET KIDS ARE ASSHOLES
What happens when suburban white guys take tribal worship too far? Street kids. Who are street kids? They’re assholes.
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PROFESSIONAL SKATEBOARDER LOOKALIKES PT.3
Some more for the collection....
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THE JENKEM GUIDE TO BONER CONCEALMENT
Hide your boner with ease!
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PEOPLE THAT PISS ME OFF: THE “CONCERNED CITIZEN”
No booze in the park. No skating on sidewalks. No loud music. No late shows. No fun.
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76 YEAR OLD GRAMPA STILL SHREDDIN
You just hope he doesn't fall and shatter into a million pieces
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PROFESSIONAL SKATEBOARDER LOOKALIKES
They look so god damn like the same person. I would say to them, "you want ice cream cone?" Both of them say yes. Shiggity shiggity shwa.
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INTERVIEW WITH ZIGRAM23 AKA SHANE O’NEILL
We talk to biotech robo-cyborg ZIGRAM23, better known to the public as Australian technical skateboarder "Shane O'Neill"
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ANOTHER STONED REVIEW: TOREY PUDWILL’S “BIG BANG” JULY 4TH PLAN B PART
Cold Pizza gets stoned as usual and reviews Torey Pudwill's "Big Bang" before it even comes out.
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A STONED REVIEW OF “NOT ANOTHER TRANSWORLD VIDEO”
Cold Pizza gets stoned, watches "Not Another Transworld Video" and writes about it. Disregard for punctuation and spelling errors included.
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EVAN SMITH STILL BELIEVES IN SKATEBOARDING
"Not getting paid like I used to is fueling my skating because it’s taking the pressure off. I can truly just enjoy the feeling."
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RANKING 10 OF THE BEST SKATE SHOP VIDEOS EVER MADE
As always, this is a scientific, peer reviewed essay and is absolutely the be-all-end-all list of worthwhile shop videos.
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GEORGIA MARTIN IS USHERING IN A NEW ERA OF TOY MACHINE
"I always used to think that turning pro was when you made it, but I haven't made it yet."
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ANGELA WHITE IS BRINGING SKATING’S MOST ICONIC CAMERA BACK INTO PORN
Her 2000s, gonzo-inspired tour de force was filmed completely on the sleek, sexy, grainy VX2000.
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THE SEARCH FOR SKATEBOARDING’S MOST FAMOUS CAR
We tried to find the crashed car at the end of the iconic skate video, "Video Days" released in 1991 by Blind Skateboards.